(Marvel Comics' Squirrel Girl, by Art Nerd Em.)
Let me start by inventing an imaginary quote from Entertainment Weekly:
Calling itself "The Comic Book Romance Oracle", superherolovelife.blogspot.com is a deep well of spandex-clad advice about how to woo your way into a better relationship. It told me I need to find a Wonder Woman, and I like the sound of that.
That is what we are shooting for, please help us aim. What do you think about the project?
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